Things I have taken apart and successfully fixed:
- DVD player
- VCR
- TV
- Car door latch
Things I have taken apart for the hell of taking it apart:
- Radio
- iPod dock
- Dryer
- Atari
I love it. I'm thinking I may do something of this fashion in my life somehow.
Could I be one of those gorgeous mechanic girls with perfect hair all the time?
Prolly not. My hair gets WAY to frizzy in the summa time for that.
Plus it would get in my way.
However, I do need a summer job. Should I apply at a tire shop? Hmmmmm. Hello, boring-ass receptionist job.
Anyway, I have this leGIT ass story for you.
Hold on to your ass.
Yesterday. I was at my BFF's house. Her bff is a freshie, therefore he's not legal to drive. Does he care? Nah. He drove him, his 10 year old sister, and his freshie bff from DM down to my bff's.
Not only are none of THEM legal, but neither is the car.
No plates, no insurance, no parental knowledge.
Solid.
They get to my bff's. The door latch breaks. It's stuck. They can't figure it out. They're freakin' the FREAK out. O.M.G.
Freshie's mom calls.
She's on her way home.
HO. LY. SHIT. BATMAN.
I'm like, "Lemme at it, homeskills! I'm a champ at this kind of stuff!"
I look at it, I'm like, "I need a Phillips and some WD40!"
Bff: "...Flat head and chain lube?"
"SURE!"
BTW, chain lube looks like pure nasty bubbly lava based shit.
Anyway, it worked. Imma stud.(:
Freshie practically bowed down to me in the middle of the garage.
What can I say?
Imma prodigy.
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